Howdy Guys and Gals… and Pandas!
After a successful run of t-shirt printing (on-site no less) at Pianofight’s recent show ‘Roughin’ It,’ at the Tomales Bay Oyster Company, we are designing the T-shirt for PANDERFEST 2011, a comedic production performed by Mission CTRL & Crisis Hopkins that will take place October 7-29 at Stage Werx Theatre in la Mission.
Here is the image for the front of the shirt:
Now our only issue is… What will this Pandering Panda be saying??
This is where you come in.
Please comment on this post with your wittiest, most awesomest, most Pandering-iest Panda Pick-Up Lines! The winner will receive
ONE FREE PANDERFEST T-Shirt with their own clever phrase!
Examples of a “Pandering Panda Pick-Up Line” might be… “Are you an endangered species? ’Cause you sure are a rare breed!”
and “You look as delicious as honey covered bamboo!”
Place your pandering panda pick-up line as a comment right here on this post to enter. The more pandering, the better!!!
Contest will be open through this Sunday, September 18th EXTENDED to Friday, September 23!
Thanks Y’all!
Get your tickets now for PanderFest 2011: www.panderexpress.com
Leave your comment here for a chance to win!
You’re so sweet, when I’m out of bamboo I’ll just suck on you.
Are you wearing panda fur? because you look very hot.
Babe, if we got together, us pandas would never go extinct.
Would you like some sauce on your bamboo stick? because you look sweet and saucy
I love your coat! is it pand made?
Hey, you, with the eyes. Yeah, you. I need a bear hug.
Ooo ain’t you black and white with everything right.
They don’t call me sugar bear for nothin’
Hey Babe,wanna come over and see my bamboo collection?
What’s black, white, and red all over? Me because I’m blushing because you’re the best audience ever.
Hot stuff…ing!!
Nuthin’ beats the stuffin’ outta me like a kissin’ panda.
Hey! How ’bout a Little Ebony & Ivory??
Best of Both Worlds!!
Once you go Panda, He’ll have to use his hand-duh!
I wish you were the one on exhibit cause you’re the finest audience I’ve ever seen.
Pandas care about 3 things:
sharing hugs
chowing on bamboo
and making sweet love
Is that bamboo in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
My heart cries a crimson song
…lov’n you is pandamonium babe.
Love hurts, but it’s worth the risk.
Date me.
or….
Love hurts, but it’s worth the risk.
Date a panda.
Excuse me, Miss Panda, do you mate with strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Save A Horse…..Ride a Panda, Bitch
are you using miracle grow in this rain forest, because you just made my bamboo grow like crazy!
Panda’s are endangered. We can change that.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I and B, A, T,F,L,M, and O together. Because you’re bambootiful.
Hi, I’m George Clooney. Dressed as a Furry.
Only thing that’s endangered around here are your loins!
Hi. Is this mound of bamboo taken?
Do you have a bandaid? Because I just ruptured my thick, wooly coat while falling for you.
Are you a poacher? Because when I saw you, my heart felt instant butterflies.
Call the forest fire department, because you’re smokin’!
Do you work for the Zoo? Because you just abducted my heart.
Do you have access to BamboogleMaps? Because I’m lost. In your eyes! And I’m a panda.
Got Yellow Fever?
-OR-
Got Yellow Fever? This black and white is all the yellow you need.
Don’t believe everything you hear about Asians… They don’t call me GIANT Panda for nothing!
Panda rides: $20
Funny!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
And the best…
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
…the…
One more…
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
You’re cute. I’ll let you come to my petting zoo for free.
Caution: Panda may bite
Sure, you can call me Snuggles.
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals…
Pandas always call the next day.
Have you heard that pandas only mate in the wild? Well actually that’s not true at all. Wanna?
-or-
Hey, think I could crash on your couch tonight?
-or-
Hey you! I’m ovulating over here!
-or-
My eyes aren’t the only part of my body that’s black.
-or-
I lost my cub, can you help me find him? I think he went into a cheap motel room.
-or-
Your legs look like bamboo stalks and I like to snack in between meals.
Hot Stuffing!!!
I’d love to show you my stamp collection.
Take me. I’m yours!
Nooooooo, you’re cute!
Ok, why hasn’t anyone posted “Bearly Legal” yet? Way to overthink, people.
Once you go black and white, you never go back.
We’d Be Panderful Together.
Ever Seen A Panda Bare?
Time For A Bambooty Call.
Let’s Play Zookeeper.
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